tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4906119841817398189.post4046685131173851362..comments2023-05-18T09:23:40.279-06:00Comments on Standsfive: Checking OutStandsMomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01023620892139891864noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4906119841817398189.post-77534422286988491232010-11-13T23:04:13.878-07:002010-11-13T23:04:13.878-07:00I always lie and say I found everything too. I al...I always lie and say I found everything too. I also lie during that one happy birthday primary song...<br /><br />"If I had one wish then it would be, a happy, happy birthday to you from me!"<br /><br />^^LIES!! If I had one wish, I would not wish that.Elder Jack Andersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11924286045304124585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4906119841817398189.post-44722330873321371052010-11-10T19:35:55.561-07:002010-11-10T19:35:55.561-07:00*about that*about thatFlemhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15362896776800489868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4906119841817398189.post-54691591114819425872010-11-10T19:35:44.206-07:002010-11-10T19:35:44.206-07:00I always say "You didn't have any fresh s...I always say "You didn't have any fresh strawberries so that was a bummer, but other than that, I love your store."<br /><br />I love to say that kind of stuff at TJs whose clerks inevitably say "we used to carry it!!" At Albertson's the check out clerk would offer to find one for me or have one of the peon baggers do it and I would say "no I looked, you are out."<br /><br />If a non-perishable and they offer, I just say "no, I am only into instant gratification so maybe next time you will have what I want" and then smile and say thanks.<br /><br />I want them to know because I imagine them in a staff meeting saying "hey some lady wanted strawberries, why are we out of those?" and it changes policy and the next girl gets strawberries in shipment numero dos.<br /><br />So I never lie.Flemhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15362896776800489868noreply@blogger.com