Friday, March 12, 2010

Cottonelle Use #3

When your Polly Pocket is grubby,


When your Snow White is tired,


And your Lemon Meringue is sleepy,


And because Strawberry Shortcake can't do anything without Lemon Meringue.


Ariel isn't used to being on legs for so long,


and Cinderella needs a nap.


And this poor Polly is stuck doing what everyone else has to do.


Cottonelle Wipes. Not just for bums. Not just for for the bathroom.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Weak in the Knees

There are things that can take my breath away. Let's start with the non-edible, shall we? I got a catalog in the mail the other day and here are just a few of the things that left me breathless. First because of their beauty, second because of their cost. It has convinced me that I must learn to sew clothing. Oh, and so they receive their proper credit, the catalog is Chasing Fireflies.










I know. It's just sick. SICK, I tell you! Completely impractical. Entirely ridiculous to spend $168 on a pair of ruffled pink culottes. Worse, $288 on that white Meringue dress. Can't we just try them on and twirl in them for a few minutes, take a picture and then walk away? I would be fine with that. Truly, I would. Then, I'm going to learn how to sew and I'm going to make something romantic and twirly and fabulously impractical for my Sassy. Yes I am. And I'll post some photos when I'm done. Only time will tell whether those photos are for bragging purposes or in order to laugh at myself for a freshly sewn disaster.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Just a Moment, If You Please....

I just want to take a moment to boast on my children's behalf. We had Parent Teacher Conferences last night.

Of all of the things that make me shake my head over George...it feels great to have something I can jump for joy over and that is why I am bragging to you about it.

Reading:
  • Students are expected to be reading independently at a level 24 (L) by mid-February. Your child is reading a level 34.
  • Students are expected to read approximately 85 words per minute. Your child is reading 143 WPM.
His teacher said when she tested him for the level 34 he blew it away. She's expecting at least a level 38 by the end of the year. And, in Math he is taking 3rd grade math facts time tests. Not enough to be considered a genius. But holy cow!

We have been on the other end of the spectrum. At this time last year, Link was struggling a lot in school. He had mostly minuses and a lot of comments regarding his behavior and attention in school. His report card was a lot of 2's (below grade level) and he hated school.

Cut to this year, with a brand new (and fantastic) teacher....his grades have gone WAY up! He had mostly plus-es and he is performing at grade level in nearly every category. He sat us down with a binder to explain to us how he is doing and what he has been working on. He had examples from the beginning of the year and examples from now to compare with. I was amazed at how clearly and confidently he described it all to us. He knew exactly where to go in his binder, could point out specific problems and areas where he'd either made mistakes or made drastic improvements. He seemed like such a big kid to me.

I used to dread Parent Teacher Conferences when I was the kid. I would go with my parents reluctantly and tune out the entire thing because I couldn't bear to hear them talk about how badly I was doing in school. I can easily remember walking into the school and into the classroom, but I have entirely blocked out all of those meetings. In fact, I don't even recall leaving the school to go home. Yikes. Heaven knows I would be sympathetic to my dear boys if they were struggling. Like last year. But heaven also knows how awesome it is to know they are doing just fine.

I'm already crossing my fingers, hoping that we get decent teachers next year. PLEASE!!!!!!

In other bragging news....I have lost 17.5 lbs and Honey and I are going on a cruise in April. After my 2009, this is more than overdue good news.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Are You Kidding Me???

What the eyeball is going on here?

Do 'they' really think we are SO stupid? Whoever touched up this picture should have been fired ON THE SPOT.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

When Things Disappear...Where Do They Go?

We have a zipper case full of DVDs that went on our trip with us to WY for Thanksgiving. We also have a plastic zipper bag thingy full of about 8 Polly Pockets and all of their fashionable silicone outfits. Both missing. For weeks now.

We've searched high and low. They are nowhere to be found.

Do you think there is a heap of Lost Things somewhere in the universe? Probably right next to the Missing Socks Mound. Anyone know how to get there?