Friday, March 12, 2010

Cottonelle Use #3

When your Polly Pocket is grubby,

When your Snow White is tired,

And your Lemon Meringue is sleepy,

And because Strawberry Shortcake can't do anything without Lemon Meringue.

Ariel isn't used to being on legs for so long,

and Cinderella needs a nap.

And this poor Polly is stuck doing what everyone else has to do.

Cottonelle Wipes. Not just for bums. Not just for for the bathroom.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Weak in the Knees

There are things that can take my breath away. Let's start with the non-edible, shall we? I got a catalog in the mail the other day and here are just a few of the things that left me breathless. First because of their beauty, second because of their cost. It has convinced me that I must learn to sew clothing. Oh, and so they receive their proper credit, the catalog is Chasing Fireflies.

I know. It's just sick. SICK, I tell you! Completely impractical. Entirely ridiculous to spend $168 on a pair of ruffled pink culottes. Worse, $288 on that white Meringue dress. Can't we just try them on and twirl in them for a few minutes, take a picture and then walk away? I would be fine with that. Truly, I would. Then, I'm going to learn how to sew and I'm going to make something romantic and twirly and fabulously impractical for my Sassy. Yes I am. And I'll post some photos when I'm done. Only time will tell whether those photos are for bragging purposes or in order to laugh at myself for a freshly sewn disaster.